I’m going to wear a shirt that’s “shoulder revealing” (i.e spaghetti strap) to school one day. If any teachers come up to me, I can be a clever lil shit and respond:
“But in we’re in America and according to the Bill of Rights, I have the right to bear arms”

The Last Embrace

dennisbudesheim:

         

Pen and ink, marker. 2012.

I beg my wife to forgive all the pains which she suffered for me, and the sorrows which I may have caused her in the course of our union; and she may feel sure that I hold nothing against her, if she has anything which to reproach herself-Last Will and Testament of Louis XVI


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"Piccolo solo?
-Piccolo solo."

— The Fault in Our Stars and Stripes Forever, John Philip Sousa

tara-e-h:

haaretz:

Israelis grab a front-row seat to the war in Syria

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During the civil war- I believe during the battle of Shiloh (American Civil War) spectators did a similar thing. Some people packed their lunch near the battle field and just watched both sides kill the crap out of each other.

Blood, gore and guts- all live in full detail. What a wonderful thing to see while enjoying a picnic lunch

bryanstars:

Band: HEY WE’RE ANNOUNCING A NEW TOUR BUT WE’RE NOT COMING TO YOUR TOWN OR COUNTRY

Me:

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fuehrer3345:

fuehrer3345:

The Hitler joke of  May 1938

I’ve attempted to recreate the event via photos and gifs

During Hitler’s visit to Italy, He, his entourage, Mussolini and Ciano and the king of Italy review a parade in the royal box.

(The king DESPISED Hitler and likewise Hitler for him, but they were both  forced by diplomacy to make public appearances together)

Then…..Hitler told something to Mussolini …and they both erupt into laughter!

(It was possible Hitler said something very insulting about the king (possibly about the king being such a short man)

Whatever Hitler said, he told it to Mussolini who smiled, then Goebbels told Himmler with Hess listening in, 

 I think von Ribbentrop told it to Ciano who’s also smiling

then Goebbels and Himmler are ROTFLAO and Hess is seen smiling… .

Hitler is gazing at the king, then he puts on a wicked smile…then the king turns around…Goebbels also laughs then also looks at the king…

The king shoots them both a dagger look and this seems to make Hitler and Goebbels laugh even more!

 You can see why The king and his wife were furious..because both the germans and italians were literally laughing behind their back!

At one point Mussolini is giving hand signals to someone in the distance, perhaps he was telling the joke via hand signals!

The very last photo shows all assembled including von Ribbentrop and his wife , Ciano, Goebbels, Himmler and Hess….all saluting. You can see the Kings royal crown banner on the box seats. 

Someone must have the entire clip that shows Hitler and the others laughing so hard and the others follow as they hear it. 

If the joke was told in german then Mussolini would have had to speak german to understand it. I’m not sure if Hitler could speak italian

I’d love to see this entire video… probably about 20 seconds…if that long

Perhaps someone will post the entire clip

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Inside jokes.

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This gets me EVERY TIME

This gets me EVERY TIME

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ladyhistory:

How historical figures would have looked today:

  • ADMIRAL LORD NELSON
  • WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
  • MARIE ANTOINETTE
  • HENRY VIII
  • ELIZABETH I

I LOVE THIS

ALSO MODERN!HENRY VIII LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD RUN AN ESTABLISHMENT OF ILL-REPUTE

Oh. My. Gosh.
You won’t believe how much I’m history-buffing right now 😁

(Source: telegraph.co.uk)

Joyeux anniversaire ma douce amie 😍🎉🎊🎁
🍰laissez-les manger le gâteau🎂

I got 99 problems, 
but you Brits ain’t one 

…

well not anymore- cuz’ we WON. So ha, in yo faceCredit: ladyhistory

I got 99 problems,
but you Brits ain’t one

well not anymore- cuz’ we WON. So ha, in yo face

Credit: ladyhistory

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