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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

Ah good ol’ Silent Cal

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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This can be pretty useful, if you think about it

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How to scare freshmen with 5 simple words

the-band-hall:

Your plume is on backwards

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Louis de Capetions (see what I did there)↑
↓Here ones that I thought up for Robespierre ↓

Robespierre sits down:
RobespCHAIR

Robespierre goes bald:
RobespNOMOREHAIR

Robespierre gets a new outfit:
RobesGOTFLAIR

Robespierre takes shirt off:
RobespITGOTHOTINHERE

Robespierre’s nudes leak:
RobespBARE

Robespierre is a good sport:
RobespFAIR

Robespierre is kind:
RobespCARE

Robespierre doesn’t blink:
RobespSTARE

Robespierre goes missing:
RobespISNTTHERE

Robespierre is one of a kind:
RobespRARE

Robespierre own bunnies:
RobespHARE

Robespierre works with a partner: RobespiPAIR

Robespierre bets one of his friends:
RobespDARE

Robespierre shaves his legs
RobespNAIR

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The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.



Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash
So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.
Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain
Because Eminem used his name in vain.
Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around
Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.
Eminem contends that his rap is protected
By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.
Eminem maintains that the story is true
And that Bailey beat him black and blue.
In the alternative he states that the story is phony
And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.
The court must always balance the rights
Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.
If the plaintiff presents no question of fact
To dismiss is the only acceptable act.
If the language used is anything but pleasin’
It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.
Even if objectionable and causing offense
Self-help is the first line of defense.
Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press
What do you think he didn’t address?
Those false-light charges that so disturbed
Prompted from Bailey not a single word.
So highly objectionable, it could not be
Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.
Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth
Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.
This doctrine is a defense well known
And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.
The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact
They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.
Any reasonable person could clearly see
That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.
It is therefore this court’s ultimate position
That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

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ultrafacts:

The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.

Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash

So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.

Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain

Because Eminem used his name in vain.

Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around

Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.

Eminem contends that his rap is protected

By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Eminem maintains that the story is true

And that Bailey beat him black and blue.

In the alternative he states that the story is phony

And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.

The court must always balance the rights

Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.

If the plaintiff presents no question of fact

To dismiss is the only acceptable act.

If the language used is anything but pleasin’

It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.

Even if objectionable and causing offense

Self-help is the first line of defense.

Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press

What do you think he didn’t address?

Those false-light charges that so disturbed

Prompted from Bailey not a single word.

So highly objectionable, it could not be

Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.

Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth

Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.

This doctrine is a defense well known

And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.

The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact

They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.

Any reasonable person could clearly see

That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.

It is therefore this court’s ultimate position

That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

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If I ever am in the Senate, once every month there will be a filibuster Friday.
Once a month on a Friday, I’d get together with a few other of my idiot friends (what I would call my friends in Congress) and plan to do a “group-effort” filibuster.

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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Way to go China

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Way to go China

"I want to be an idiot in Congress now!"

— What I said in history class when I found out the average salary of Congress (via historical-hipster)

pumpkinlattelarry:

I swear to god my favorite bands need to stop playing gigs on weekdays.

The struggle >,<