jochenmarseille:

Sleeping Fuhrer

"Charming fuhrer
Handsome fuhrer
Nein Nein Nein”

-Soft Kitty Song: Nazified

(via frauleinevabraun)

The fife and bone corps are back

The fife and bone corps are back

(Source: horrorground, via aboywho-cuts)

trill-o-g-g:

cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

(via komaaedaaa)

thatsmyreich:

historical-hipster:

Can someone tell me wtf I just did?

You just created a life-saver that’s what you just did.

Don’t you mean a 
(pauses) reich-saver

thatsmyreich:

historical-hipster:

Can someone tell me wtf I just did?

You just created a life-saver that’s what you just did.

Don’t you mean a
(pauses)
reich-saver
ravaki:

Bastille was amazing tonight


Bastille is always amazing

ravaki:

Bastille was amazing tonight

Bastille is always amazing

(via bastille-bastille)

Independence

  • America: We had a war with England- ofc dumping their tea in the ocean was part of that process
  • Mexico: We had a war with Spain
  • Haiti: We revolted [as slaves] and fought against the French
  • Brazil: We had a war with Portugal
  • France: We beheaded people and sacked a really old fortress
  • Scotland: We voted
  • America:
  • Mexico:
  • Haiti:
  • Brazil:
  • France:
  • Scotland: hey it was a <i>revolutionary</i> vote
  • Haiti: We decapitated our masters

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: thefirstdayofhalloween, via omighty1)

I’m going to wear a shirt that’s “shoulder revealing” (i.e spaghetti strap) to school one day. If any teachers come up to me, I can be a clever lil shit and respond:
“But in we’re in America and according to the Bill of Rights, I have the right to bear arms”